Ok so has most of you know, i work in the fast food industry...and througout the year that i have been working there i have come to one conclusion...that fast food customers have to be the dumbest and least instinctive form of homosapians that walk the earth , you think your job is bad..try dealing with people who barley know how to order food (ie their own food)without help from anybody. Here are some funny stories about how smart ppl really are:
1. One day during renovations two ladies decide to walk in and order...only there was no tills out, the big bold sign on the door clearly stated that we are closed, they decided to come in anyways, step over all the crap all over the floor, and stand at the empty countertops in hopes of getting some greasy grub. So after seeing these girls standing there, i just didnt want to waste my breath in saying anything, i figure maybe if they loosen their shirts some blood might flow to their brain, it took them like 5 mins to catch on that know one is going to serve them, and they should just leave, so they laughed and left, and i hoped never to see them again, cause i think i might have too much fun trying to confuse them by waving a barbie doll in front of their faces. (good thing they were pretty)
2.one thing i especailly love is doing drive thru, these people who come through here set a new level of stupidity. Like when they order their food to go, thats when i just want to say NO! we dont do that, you must take a tray out the window, as long as you promise to return the mug(s). I will take down your adress and phone number and we will come and pick them up...like WTF!!! like what is your IQ level, 48??? Some people, myself included, would call that "mentally retarded" And if that aint bad enough, people come through and ask if we serve burgers...now to that i say yes, but what i am really thinking is, no dumbass, we just serve floats, and pop. Now enough about those type of people who are not only dumb, but cant make an 8 foot walk to the totally empty counter.To them I say, that smile i give you is really out of pity, pity for you that you are barley capable of walking, and clearly functioning properly, try hooked on phonics, maybe then you can remember past the letter D for dumbass!!!
3.When certain people come in they like fast and prompt service, which is understandable, they dont call it fast for nothing right?? Well word of advice, when you come in and stand at and empty till that clearly states "closed" you aint gonna get served any faster, as a matter of fact you wont get served at all, cause yes, you guessed it, the till is closed, therefore unusable, well to dumb it down a shade for people like that, that means that you must drag your ass about 4 feet to the left and stand at the till were there is a person I like to call "an employee" go over there and wait, you are guarenteed to get a good response as aposed to the laughter that was coming at you from the rest of the staff in the back. One gal actually yelled at me one day cause she was doing that exact thing and she thought that i was purposely ignoring her, well guess what sweety, i wasnt ignoring you, i was ignoring your ignorance.
4.And last but not least you gotta love those type of people who go into public for the sole purpose of being known as an asshole. Now i dont know about you, but when i go out, into a public place with families, i dont wanna be remembered as an asshole. And i sure as hell aint gonna throw a fit over a 5 min wait for chicken, or a fucking burger, I would rather my meat be cooked...hello!!And i sure as hell dont want salmonella, or any of those poisonings. I guess that could explain a lot though, you know like the stupid reason you want this meat undercooked. I dont care how much of a mad rush you are in, i am avoiding any lawsuits that says i poisened you, and you know you will come back to sue....just like that women who tried to sue cause mcdicks made her fat. I would sue too if the fat got so nasty in my body that it started to eat away at my brain.
Well those are the jists of what goes on in a resturant like the lovley one that I work in, oh wait a minute one more dumbass tribute to the 15 year old kids that are so cocky and think that they run the world, and know the world inside and out...you know like the world revolves around them...hhhmmm, sounds like an emo to me, dont you think?? well they will learn someday, cause someone will do it to them.
anyways i am sure i will keep doing these tributes cause i am sure they someone laugh, and they sure as hell helped me feel a lot better...later
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
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WOW! Watch the movie Idiocract. The more I look into society, the more I see that becoming true. Alright for those of you that can't stick the shiney metal disc into the machine I'll give you the 411. Idiocrazy is a movie about the future and how stupid people become the norm by breeding and eventually becoming the entire population. I have a comment for your drive thru morons. Tell them that all the to go spots are taken and that they have to dine in doors this evening.
I just witnessed an extreme act of human intelligence. I work at a hotel there is a cash machine. I walked past it about 30 mins ago. It said out of service. Likely meaning it's out of money. Which means you can't get any money out fo the machine. True not all people would realize this but here's the intelligence kicking in. I just watched a guy spend 10 mins at the machine, trying to get money out. Everytime he'd get a receipt and cuz and swear something cuz he got no money. Now this went on for about 12 recepits. Yes I coulda helped him but I find you learn more from trial and error then be being told. Also I'm a firm believer in the hands on approach. So I sat, chuckled as he cussed. True story, why would I make this up?
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