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In corner one we have Spencer Pratt, and corner 2 we have Kanye West, which boy should take the crown of ultimate douchebag??!!
I used to think that After that speech at the mtv video awards that Kanye West would keep this title for a very long time, but i think he may have found his competition. A certain spencer Pratt came dodgeing into the inflated ego world spreading his douchebaggery like he would run low on it or something if he didnt show what he can do. Kanye hasnt proved himslef much better raving about his own ego, especially on National TV. Both of these boieeessss have an ego that you can see from outerspace.
Or is it maybe that Spencer is just a kanye wannabe, who knows although he did compare himself as "the next Jay-z" thats right folks Spencer has taken up rap, another alter ego that should never have came to be. He did a cameo in an album with guess who, Heidi, his wifes song "bodylanguage".
Now mr. Kanye west, we all know about the infamous taylor swift blow at the mmva's, but what about the national slander on his own president on TV, yes mr. bush was a terrible president, but guess what Kanye he was terrible for everyone Kanye, not just black people. This guy thinks he is big enough to burst into anything and be too cool to not think about what he says first.
I can honestly say I dont know who takes the cake, maybe we could do a tie for this crown, I am sure there are others in the world to share this beautiful, contagious douchebaggery which is oh so plentiful these days. Fortunatly not all of them are famous like these two for being so. Beyonce seems to think so, and her thoughts are much better than yours. Check out the "great" voice that Kanye has when he is doing a fundraiser and turns it into a huge, "wrong time, wrong place" type of situation:

Watch this "song" I found on youtube, it is a dedication to certain people i may or may not have mentioned:

Movie Credits

So when did it become normal to sit in a movie theatre after the movie is over and stare at the credits? Yes i can understand wanting too see who did that phenominal job on the lighting, or who edited this flick, but if you are going to do that please do not sit on the outside of the lane, blocking the isle!!!
Is keanu your third cousin twice removed?? are you a movie nerd that refers to it as a film? did you yourself work on the film? where you there when they filmed it? or are you just the type of person who takes their hard earned holiday time when theres some sort of film festival around?
If i have to walk by you again, while your imagining its either a lap dance, or your just trying to dodge around me to see what is remaining of this movie, I sir am going to go darth vader on your ASS, and i dont care if you are popping milk duds at that time.
I can understand the watching if there are additional scenes, or bloopers or something, i mean yeah i will hang out for them, but please if you are one of these people sit near the wall, or please dont sit near me