Public toilets

we have all been there, in a stall, having to sit down on the toilet, a public toilet...duh duh ddduuunnnn!!! I for one have an issue with them, those lazy assholes who pee all over the seat itself, like hello, did your parents not potty train you properly? While i am in there wiping off your "aftermath" i am thinking boy would i like to wipe your nose in this, then i put a layer of paper on the rim to avoid full contact of whatever disease infested lurks on that seat, mind you it is only a thin layer, and its not very reassuring. They need to keep the toilet seat covers in the stalls.
Next things next, people who dont flush, like WTF is your issue?? sometimes its ok to do it at home, maybe depending on what you leave in the toilet, but to do it in a public facilty, i guess more good morals your parents taught you very well. When i see that i want to find the lazy ass that left this stink in there and make them bob for crapples. seriously, your disgusting and really make me question whether or not you have a fear of toilets from all the swirleys you probably got as a kid.
So the next time you are in a public toilet remember to check the seat first, as some jackass before may not be the healiest person in the world.

Cashout, over count

So I am with my baby in the supermarket, and as every superstore, i mean supermarket there is An express lane. Then I see something i see almost everytime i go there. There's always that person that waits in that line with far more than 12 items. And to make matters worse they play dumb to the situation, pppfftttt, as if they hadnt noticed there in this line with their overflowing cart. Another thing i notice is that, they tend not to make eye contact with the honest poor bastards that are in that line with their two items. Dont pretend you dont see us better folk,and dont think that by not looking at us your cart suddenly becomes invisible, we know your just impatient, and none of this my kids are waiting in the car bullshit,maybe the next time you go out in public during a busy time, take into consideration, YOU MAY HAVE TO WAIT YOUR TURN!!
Getting off topic, as usual, i would like to talk about a fashion trend that should have been gone a long time ago, but somehow made its eye blazing return, yes folks i am speaking of the jumpsuit, that one peice suit that should have stayed in the 70s/80's, and for some the 90's. GROSS!!! i know one thing is for sure, you would never in a million years catch me wanting to take off my shirt to go pee. your pretty much have to get naked whenever you use the shitter.worse yet, what happens if you drop your sleeve in the throne, theres a day you may regret....blllaaahhhhh. I encourage NO MORE JUMPSUITS, they are ugly, out of date, and sure as shit say nothing good about your taste in how you look.

Ponyfails to mullets to paper

Being on Maternity leave I have noticed different things about random people that i see on the street or wherever I happen to be. The other day Emma Shawn and I went out for some christmas gifts when i noticed something about an older gentleman that I never took into consideration till then. I noticed his ponytail, I really do now have a new pet peeve, its old whirey "ponyfails". Seeing that ponyfail made me want to pull out some scissors and cut off whatever that was on the end of it, which takes a lot of self control. Looking like a Jute rope and having more split ends than courtney love's hair in the winter, I just dont understand the look, nor do I get the point. Obviously they dont care about their hair, but it is just not pleasing to look at, Majority of the time it seems like its a sad attempt to cover a bald spot, which aint fooling anyone, so please chop that napeworm off. A mullet, now theres a look (just kidding) To me a mullet says "i mean business" in the front, and the back says "lets party" honestly mullets arnt that much better, but at least its got some personality too it.
Another thing I noticed is something little like PAPER, you know the prehistoric version of the PC. I swear Paper is out for revenge of the evil that is technology, they are bitter and are lurking, waiting to cut you up. I recieved a friendly reminder from my cookbook while baking the many recipes of christmas, going on my merry way, i turned the page and BAM....slice. My index finger never saw it coming. I am just fearing now that the brown paper bags in my house are going to go for my jugular one day. you ever see Matt Damon in one of them bourne movies doin some damage with that magazine, well it is a sneaky pulp affliction which can never be taken too seriously. I think we need to treat paper with more respect these days, or at least give it some attention to lose the bitterness for which it holds.

Family life

The title I have posted is pretty straight forward as to what I am about to speak of. First of all, alot of family life/married life is about comprimise. Shawn and I have a very differnt opinion of a lot of things, actually, about 90% of things we talk about, we are both thick headed, stubborn and VERY opinionated. Yet we manage to still be able to say "i love you" even though we dont agree on everything and we "argue" about EVERYTHING, literally EVERYTHING. We have a feeling of happiness that neither of us have felt before. and I have never been/felt happier in my entire life. We are planning on a fairly big wedding, i use the term big loosely, as we are arguing about wether or not to elope to a white sandy beach type of wedding.
We have a surpisingly decent amount of time together, even though he is working two jobs, and We have our 4 month old baby girl. during the day he works, he comes home at night, and usually spends time with us, Emma goes to bed then its just him and I. For a relationship that has a lot of strain and demand, I hope it never changes for the worst, and i am sure shawn feels the same, as we both want the same thing in our furture together. The one thing we do agree on, working hard at a great relationship,and hoping to blossom from where we are now.
Now, parent life, the best kind of life for me anyways. I love being a mom, and I know Shawn is the perfect father. Emma is even more than what we thought she would be, not to mention so much cuter, and continuing to impress us everyday, even more. parental life is a new level of stress, worth it all though. Its a great feeling knowing that you are the one to do everything in your power to keep your baby safe. Obviously as a first time mom I worry more than i should, but thats better than underworrying as far as I am concerned. After having Emma I now feel like for once in my life I have found my "true calling" I love the way things are, and really the only thing I would change is to own a house instead of rent. I feel that is pretty damn close to the perfect life.
We have a very strong life together, and I know this was meant to be, i believe that everything happens for a reason, even if you cant see the light right at that moment, you will see it eventually.

RIP Micheal J and Farrah Fawcett

Yes I just said the same thing you have been hearing for the past week. I believe that when a person passes on celebrity or not, depending on how they lived their life, that they do deserve respect for the life that they lived and are just as entiteld to have a celebration of what they stood for. Farrah and Micheal where both pop culture icons in their own time, without the use of the internet and so much other media that todays youth have access to become famous from, they rose to the top on their own. Both in two different objectives. Farrah being the jem she was and great actress, there was a point when she was the symbol of "sex appeal". And still stood strong by her spirit till the day of her passing. RIP Farrah.
Then there was Micheal. One thing that makes me angry is that now that he has passed people now love him, what happened to the WiLD allegations?? Which as far as i am concerned was a bad name for him, and most defently not true!! It was a way for these accusing families to make some money. Yes he was a strange man with a creepy house known as "neverland ranch" but really he was just trying to buy his childhood back. I know that has a parent if someone, famous or not would even so much as attempt to do that to my baby, no pay off could make me look the other way.However i do believe that he could have been a "Different" type of parent, and really dangling your child over a balcony should a been a long ass visit from social services. Micheal really did die a long time ago, just physically last week. He was a great entertainer, he started an era, he showed us moves that probably still wouldnt exist to this day if he hadnt started them. So RIP, i hope you got your childhood back micheal. knowbody will ever be able to grab their groin like you did.

"Hail" to all storms

Since a gal like myself has no job at the moment and is at home ALL the time raising my baby, i get easily amused, like today for example the massive storm that hit up The RGC. It was quite epic, with the spontanious loud thunder, and cracking lighting, i love em!!! oh and i cant forget the little hail we got, hence my title:) Heres a little example of what mother nature had to offer our fair city today, beautiful she isMake sure to pay attention to the poor bastard stuck in this glorious storm, he was just trying to sit outside and enjoy his popsicle:( It was quite amussing for me though.

Welcome baby girl!!

Well the time has come, Emmas birthday, may 18th, 2009. 26 hours of labour and worth it all. Emma Inara, the light of my life:):) Being a mom is the best feeling in the world.