Being on Maternity leave I have noticed different things about random people that i see on the street or wherever I happen to be. The other day Emma Shawn and I went out for some christmas gifts when i noticed something about an older gentleman that I never took into consideration till then. I noticed his ponytail, I really do now have a new pet peeve, its old whirey "ponyfails". Seeing that ponyfail made me want to pull out some scissors and cut off whatever that was on the end of it, which takes a lot of self control. Looking like a Jute rope and having more split ends than courtney love's hair in the winter, I just dont understand the look, nor do I get the point. Obviously they dont care about their hair, but it is just not pleasing to look at, Majority of the time it seems like its a sad attempt to cover a bald spot, which aint fooling anyone, so please chop that napeworm off. A mullet, now theres a look (just kidding) To me a mullet says "i mean business" in the front, and the back says "lets party" honestly mullets arnt that much better, but at least its got some personality too it.
Another thing I noticed is something little like PAPER, you know the prehistoric version of the PC. I swear Paper is out for revenge of the evil that is technology, they are bitter and are lurking, waiting to cut you up. I recieved a friendly reminder from my cookbook while baking the many recipes of christmas, going on my merry way, i turned the page and BAM....slice. My index finger never saw it coming. I am just fearing now that the brown paper bags in my house are going to go for my jugular one day. you ever see Matt Damon in one of them bourne movies doin some damage with that magazine, well it is a sneaky pulp affliction which can never be taken too seriously. I think we need to treat paper with more respect these days, or at least give it some attention to lose the bitterness for which it holds.
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