Welcome to the intelligent era bitches

Ok so has most of you know, i work in the fast food industry...and througout the year that i have been working there i have come to one conclusion...that fast food customers have to be the dumbest and least instinctive form of homosapians that walk the earth , you think your job is bad..try dealing with people who barley know how to order food (ie their own food)without help from anybody. Here are some funny stories about how smart ppl really are:

1. One day during renovations two ladies decide to walk in and order...only there was no tills out, the big bold sign on the door clearly stated that we are closed, they decided to come in anyways, step over all the crap all over the floor, and stand at the empty countertops in hopes of getting some greasy grub. So after seeing these girls standing there, i just didnt want to waste my breath in saying anything, i figure maybe if they loosen their shirts some blood might flow to their brain, it took them like 5 mins to catch on that know one is going to serve them, and they should just leave, so they laughed and left, and i hoped never to see them again, cause i think i might have too much fun trying to confuse them by waving a barbie doll in front of their faces. (good thing they were pretty)

2.one thing i especailly love is doing drive thru, these people who come through here set a new level of stupidity. Like when they order their food to go, thats when i just want to say NO! we dont do that, you must take a tray out the window, as long as you promise to return the mug(s). I will take down your adress and phone number and we will come and pick them up...like WTF!!! like what is your IQ level, 48??? Some people, myself included, would call that "mentally retarded" And if that aint bad enough, people come through and ask if we serve burgers...now to that i say yes, but what i am really thinking is, no dumbass, we just serve floats, and pop. Now enough about those type of people who are not only dumb, but cant make an 8 foot walk to the totally empty counter.To them I say, that smile i give you is really out of pity, pity for you that you are barley capable of walking, and clearly functioning properly, try hooked on phonics, maybe then you can remember past the letter D for dumbass!!!

3.When certain people come in they like fast and prompt service, which is understandable, they dont call it fast for nothing right?? Well word of advice, when you come in and stand at and empty till that clearly states "closed" you aint gonna get served any faster, as a matter of fact you wont get served at all, cause yes, you guessed it, the till is closed, therefore unusable, well to dumb it down a shade for people like that, that means that you must drag your ass about 4 feet to the left and stand at the till were there is a person I like to call "an employee" go over there and wait, you are guarenteed to get a good response as aposed to the laughter that was coming at you from the rest of the staff in the back. One gal actually yelled at me one day cause she was doing that exact thing and she thought that i was purposely ignoring her, well guess what sweety, i wasnt ignoring you, i was ignoring your ignorance.

4.And last but not least you gotta love those type of people who go into public for the sole purpose of being known as an asshole. Now i dont know about you, but when i go out, into a public place with families, i dont wanna be remembered as an asshole. And i sure as hell aint gonna throw a fit over a 5 min wait for chicken, or a fucking burger, I would rather my meat be cooked...hello!!And i sure as hell dont want salmonella, or any of those poisonings. I guess that could explain a lot though, you know like the stupid reason you want this meat undercooked. I dont care how much of a mad rush you are in, i am avoiding any lawsuits that says i poisened you, and you know you will come back to sue....just like that women who tried to sue cause mcdicks made her fat. I would sue too if the fat got so nasty in my body that it started to eat away at my brain.

Well those are the jists of what goes on in a resturant like the lovley one that I work in, oh wait a minute one more dumbass tribute to the 15 year old kids that are so cocky and think that they run the world, and know the world inside and out...you know like the world revolves around them...hhhmmm, sounds like an emo to me, dont you think?? well they will learn someday, cause someone will do it to them.

anyways i am sure i will keep doing these tributes cause i am sure they someone laugh, and they sure as hell helped me feel a lot better...later

ahh..jokes made my day once again

1.One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!''

''No. You had your chance.''

A minute later the boy screamed ''Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?''

''No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you.''

''Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass or water?''


2.A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.

The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

3.Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his toy train as his father cooked dinner.
Little Johnny stopped the train and said, ''All you damn assholes who want to get off, get the hell off. All those who want to get on, get the hell on!''

''Little Johnny!'' exclaimed his father. ''I can't believe you are using that language! You should be ashamed of yourself! I want you to go to your room and don't come back until you have thought about what you've done!''

So Little Johnny goes to his room and comes back an hour or so later.

He resumes playing with his train, only this time when he stops it he says, ''All of you ladies and gentlemen who want to get off, you may now get off, and those who want to get on, you may now also get on. And as for those of you who have a problem with the hour delay, talk to the asshole in the kitchen!''


4.What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.

5.A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test.

The engineer went in first and was asked, ''''What is 2+2?'''' The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, ''''4.''''

Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, ''''4.0''''

Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician, ''''What do you want it to be?''''

6.How did the redneck die drinking milk?
The cow sat on him!

7.A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?"
His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capatilism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people so you are the people. Your baby brother will be the future, and the nanny is the working class. Now think about that."

So he went to bed. He was woken by his brother. The baby had pooped in his daiper. He went to tell his parents, but he only found his mom asleep in the bed. He didn't want to wake her, so he went to the nanny. The door was locked. He checked through a hole and saw the dad in bed with the nanny. He went back to bed. The next morning, he went to his dad and said, "Dad i know what you mean now."

"You do? Tell me."

"OK, while capatilism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, while the people are watching the future being pooped on!!!"


hope these ones made you feel the same way

i am guilty of it

Hi my name is Kim and I am addicted to facebook :( I guess they say that the first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem. which is why i hardly blog anymore, it is a typical trend that had its 15 minutes of fame already. Unfortunatly. I am trying to make it a pact to myself that i will start to blog more often, but i cant guarantee anything....anything at all. But in the mean time, someday i will once again be insightful

luv Kim

here is a pic from when Kat and I went to mosiac last weekend, good times!!