Public toilets

we have all been there, in a stall, having to sit down on the toilet, a public toilet...duh duh ddduuunnnn!!! I for one have an issue with them, those lazy assholes who pee all over the seat itself, like hello, did your parents not potty train you properly? While i am in there wiping off your "aftermath" i am thinking boy would i like to wipe your nose in this, then i put a layer of paper on the rim to avoid full contact of whatever disease infested lurks on that seat, mind you it is only a thin layer, and its not very reassuring. They need to keep the toilet seat covers in the stalls.
Next things next, people who dont flush, like WTF is your issue?? sometimes its ok to do it at home, maybe depending on what you leave in the toilet, but to do it in a public facilty, i guess more good morals your parents taught you very well. When i see that i want to find the lazy ass that left this stink in there and make them bob for crapples. seriously, your disgusting and really make me question whether or not you have a fear of toilets from all the swirleys you probably got as a kid.
So the next time you are in a public toilet remember to check the seat first, as some jackass before may not be the healiest person in the world.

Cashout, over count

So I am with my baby in the supermarket, and as every superstore, i mean supermarket there is An express lane. Then I see something i see almost everytime i go there. There's always that person that waits in that line with far more than 12 items. And to make matters worse they play dumb to the situation, pppfftttt, as if they hadnt noticed there in this line with their overflowing cart. Another thing i notice is that, they tend not to make eye contact with the honest poor bastards that are in that line with their two items. Dont pretend you dont see us better folk,and dont think that by not looking at us your cart suddenly becomes invisible, we know your just impatient, and none of this my kids are waiting in the car bullshit,maybe the next time you go out in public during a busy time, take into consideration, YOU MAY HAVE TO WAIT YOUR TURN!!
Getting off topic, as usual, i would like to talk about a fashion trend that should have been gone a long time ago, but somehow made its eye blazing return, yes folks i am speaking of the jumpsuit, that one peice suit that should have stayed in the 70s/80's, and for some the 90's. GROSS!!! i know one thing is for sure, you would never in a million years catch me wanting to take off my shirt to go pee. your pretty much have to get naked whenever you use the shitter.worse yet, what happens if you drop your sleeve in the throne, theres a day you may regret....blllaaahhhhh. I encourage NO MORE JUMPSUITS, they are ugly, out of date, and sure as shit say nothing good about your taste in how you look.

Ponyfails to mullets to paper

Being on Maternity leave I have noticed different things about random people that i see on the street or wherever I happen to be. The other day Emma Shawn and I went out for some christmas gifts when i noticed something about an older gentleman that I never took into consideration till then. I noticed his ponytail, I really do now have a new pet peeve, its old whirey "ponyfails". Seeing that ponyfail made me want to pull out some scissors and cut off whatever that was on the end of it, which takes a lot of self control. Looking like a Jute rope and having more split ends than courtney love's hair in the winter, I just dont understand the look, nor do I get the point. Obviously they dont care about their hair, but it is just not pleasing to look at, Majority of the time it seems like its a sad attempt to cover a bald spot, which aint fooling anyone, so please chop that napeworm off. A mullet, now theres a look (just kidding) To me a mullet says "i mean business" in the front, and the back says "lets party" honestly mullets arnt that much better, but at least its got some personality too it.
Another thing I noticed is something little like PAPER, you know the prehistoric version of the PC. I swear Paper is out for revenge of the evil that is technology, they are bitter and are lurking, waiting to cut you up. I recieved a friendly reminder from my cookbook while baking the many recipes of christmas, going on my merry way, i turned the page and BAM....slice. My index finger never saw it coming. I am just fearing now that the brown paper bags in my house are going to go for my jugular one day. you ever see Matt Damon in one of them bourne movies doin some damage with that magazine, well it is a sneaky pulp affliction which can never be taken too seriously. I think we need to treat paper with more respect these days, or at least give it some attention to lose the bitterness for which it holds.