here is a demented toy i bet you would let your child play with:
this is how brittany really feels about madonna
you know this is the real moulin rouge:
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Saturday, July 7, 2007
Good afternoon...its july and damn.....cant you feel the heat already, yes, i think it is awsome cause most of the year it is winter....enjoy some of these videos, while i am out enjoying the sun...
I love reggae, it reminds so much of summer...
and for those of you as old as i am here is a classic, jazzy jeff, and the fresh prince
just a little taste of the summer yet to come...enjoy!!!
peace out baby
I love reggae, it reminds so much of summer...
and for those of you as old as i am here is a classic, jazzy jeff, and the fresh prince
just a little taste of the summer yet to come...enjoy!!!
peace out baby
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Well here it is, my first list.....
I have been to a lot of movies lately, here is a lovely little list of some of them that stand out in my head:
10. Blades of glory- Funny as hell, something you will probably never see in real life, but if you ever do, a lot of it would be easily related to the movie
9. 1408- yeah, it is a predictable stephen king thought, same outcome as all the rest, which isnt nessecarily a bad thing, but i defentley wouldnt classify it as "horror".
8. grudge 2- you want a movie that has the potential of making you shit your pants..well i may have found one, creepier then the first one, this tense movie made me jump on more then one occasion
7.Thank you for smoking- Love it!! this guys character was amazing, he could bs his way through anything, and not make anything sound like a lie..even though he is promoting cigarettes, he does an interesting approach to it, i would recommend this movie 9 out of 10.
6. Idocracy- yeah another good one, i can see everything about it becoming reality someday, it shows how in the future the media has taken over the human mind, and that is what we as humans feed off of in the future, media, like hungry pigs we are, rather sad :(
5. gridiron gang- tear jerker....it was pretty good, i defently judged a book by its cover with this movie
4. the protector- ok well the story line sucked, but you totally ignored all that when you seen him kickin ass the whole time, it was freakin great
3.lets go to prision- dax sheapard is funny as usual in this comedy, he is the sarcastic weasel that he always plays, and may i add plays it well
2. the amityville horror- the new one of course, has its creepy moments, good story line, and ryan reynolds is shirtless throughout it, but of course i watched it cause it is good, just thought i would mention the additional sex appeal
1. clerks 2- good thing kevin smith can still write a flick, jay and silent bob might have been getting too old for that stoner, religous freak role, all in all it was funny, defently a renter
10. Blades of glory- Funny as hell, something you will probably never see in real life, but if you ever do, a lot of it would be easily related to the movie
9. 1408- yeah, it is a predictable stephen king thought, same outcome as all the rest, which isnt nessecarily a bad thing, but i defentley wouldnt classify it as "horror".
8. grudge 2- you want a movie that has the potential of making you shit your pants..well i may have found one, creepier then the first one, this tense movie made me jump on more then one occasion
7.Thank you for smoking- Love it!! this guys character was amazing, he could bs his way through anything, and not make anything sound like a lie..even though he is promoting cigarettes, he does an interesting approach to it, i would recommend this movie 9 out of 10.
6. Idocracy- yeah another good one, i can see everything about it becoming reality someday, it shows how in the future the media has taken over the human mind, and that is what we as humans feed off of in the future, media, like hungry pigs we are, rather sad :(
5. gridiron gang- tear jerker....it was pretty good, i defently judged a book by its cover with this movie
4. the protector- ok well the story line sucked, but you totally ignored all that when you seen him kickin ass the whole time, it was freakin great
3.lets go to prision- dax sheapard is funny as usual in this comedy, he is the sarcastic weasel that he always plays, and may i add plays it well
2. the amityville horror- the new one of course, has its creepy moments, good story line, and ryan reynolds is shirtless throughout it, but of course i watched it cause it is good, just thought i would mention the additional sex appeal
1. clerks 2- good thing kevin smith can still write a flick, jay and silent bob might have been getting too old for that stoner, religous freak role, all in all it was funny, defently a renter
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Welcome to the intelligent era bitches
Ok so has most of you know, i work in the fast food industry...and througout the year that i have been working there i have come to one conclusion...that fast food customers have to be the dumbest and least instinctive form of homosapians that walk the earth , you think your job is bad..try dealing with people who barley know how to order food (ie their own food)without help from anybody. Here are some funny stories about how smart ppl really are:
1. One day during renovations two ladies decide to walk in and order...only there was no tills out, the big bold sign on the door clearly stated that we are closed, they decided to come in anyways, step over all the crap all over the floor, and stand at the empty countertops in hopes of getting some greasy grub. So after seeing these girls standing there, i just didnt want to waste my breath in saying anything, i figure maybe if they loosen their shirts some blood might flow to their brain, it took them like 5 mins to catch on that know one is going to serve them, and they should just leave, so they laughed and left, and i hoped never to see them again, cause i think i might have too much fun trying to confuse them by waving a barbie doll in front of their faces. (good thing they were pretty)
2.one thing i especailly love is doing drive thru, these people who come through here set a new level of stupidity. Like when they order their food to go, thats when i just want to say NO! we dont do that, you must take a tray out the window, as long as you promise to return the mug(s). I will take down your adress and phone number and we will come and pick them up...like WTF!!! like what is your IQ level, 48??? Some people, myself included, would call that "mentally retarded" And if that aint bad enough, people come through and ask if we serve burgers...now to that i say yes, but what i am really thinking is, no dumbass, we just serve floats, and pop. Now enough about those type of people who are not only dumb, but cant make an 8 foot walk to the totally empty counter.To them I say, that smile i give you is really out of pity, pity for you that you are barley capable of walking, and clearly functioning properly, try hooked on phonics, maybe then you can remember past the letter D for dumbass!!!
3.When certain people come in they like fast and prompt service, which is understandable, they dont call it fast for nothing right?? Well word of advice, when you come in and stand at and empty till that clearly states "closed" you aint gonna get served any faster, as a matter of fact you wont get served at all, cause yes, you guessed it, the till is closed, therefore unusable, well to dumb it down a shade for people like that, that means that you must drag your ass about 4 feet to the left and stand at the till were there is a person I like to call "an employee" go over there and wait, you are guarenteed to get a good response as aposed to the laughter that was coming at you from the rest of the staff in the back. One gal actually yelled at me one day cause she was doing that exact thing and she thought that i was purposely ignoring her, well guess what sweety, i wasnt ignoring you, i was ignoring your ignorance.
4.And last but not least you gotta love those type of people who go into public for the sole purpose of being known as an asshole. Now i dont know about you, but when i go out, into a public place with families, i dont wanna be remembered as an asshole. And i sure as hell aint gonna throw a fit over a 5 min wait for chicken, or a fucking burger, I would rather my meat be cooked...hello!!And i sure as hell dont want salmonella, or any of those poisonings. I guess that could explain a lot though, you know like the stupid reason you want this meat undercooked. I dont care how much of a mad rush you are in, i am avoiding any lawsuits that says i poisened you, and you know you will come back to sue....just like that women who tried to sue cause mcdicks made her fat. I would sue too if the fat got so nasty in my body that it started to eat away at my brain.
Well those are the jists of what goes on in a resturant like the lovley one that I work in, oh wait a minute one more dumbass tribute to the 15 year old kids that are so cocky and think that they run the world, and know the world inside and out...you know like the world revolves around them...hhhmmm, sounds like an emo to me, dont you think?? well they will learn someday, cause someone will do it to them.
anyways i am sure i will keep doing these tributes cause i am sure they someone laugh, and they sure as hell helped me feel a lot better...later
1. One day during renovations two ladies decide to walk in and order...only there was no tills out, the big bold sign on the door clearly stated that we are closed, they decided to come in anyways, step over all the crap all over the floor, and stand at the empty countertops in hopes of getting some greasy grub. So after seeing these girls standing there, i just didnt want to waste my breath in saying anything, i figure maybe if they loosen their shirts some blood might flow to their brain, it took them like 5 mins to catch on that know one is going to serve them, and they should just leave, so they laughed and left, and i hoped never to see them again, cause i think i might have too much fun trying to confuse them by waving a barbie doll in front of their faces. (good thing they were pretty)
2.one thing i especailly love is doing drive thru, these people who come through here set a new level of stupidity. Like when they order their food to go, thats when i just want to say NO! we dont do that, you must take a tray out the window, as long as you promise to return the mug(s). I will take down your adress and phone number and we will come and pick them up...like WTF!!! like what is your IQ level, 48??? Some people, myself included, would call that "mentally retarded" And if that aint bad enough, people come through and ask if we serve burgers...now to that i say yes, but what i am really thinking is, no dumbass, we just serve floats, and pop. Now enough about those type of people who are not only dumb, but cant make an 8 foot walk to the totally empty counter.To them I say, that smile i give you is really out of pity, pity for you that you are barley capable of walking, and clearly functioning properly, try hooked on phonics, maybe then you can remember past the letter D for dumbass!!!
3.When certain people come in they like fast and prompt service, which is understandable, they dont call it fast for nothing right?? Well word of advice, when you come in and stand at and empty till that clearly states "closed" you aint gonna get served any faster, as a matter of fact you wont get served at all, cause yes, you guessed it, the till is closed, therefore unusable, well to dumb it down a shade for people like that, that means that you must drag your ass about 4 feet to the left and stand at the till were there is a person I like to call "an employee" go over there and wait, you are guarenteed to get a good response as aposed to the laughter that was coming at you from the rest of the staff in the back. One gal actually yelled at me one day cause she was doing that exact thing and she thought that i was purposely ignoring her, well guess what sweety, i wasnt ignoring you, i was ignoring your ignorance.
4.And last but not least you gotta love those type of people who go into public for the sole purpose of being known as an asshole. Now i dont know about you, but when i go out, into a public place with families, i dont wanna be remembered as an asshole. And i sure as hell aint gonna throw a fit over a 5 min wait for chicken, or a fucking burger, I would rather my meat be cooked...hello!!And i sure as hell dont want salmonella, or any of those poisonings. I guess that could explain a lot though, you know like the stupid reason you want this meat undercooked. I dont care how much of a mad rush you are in, i am avoiding any lawsuits that says i poisened you, and you know you will come back to sue....just like that women who tried to sue cause mcdicks made her fat. I would sue too if the fat got so nasty in my body that it started to eat away at my brain.
Well those are the jists of what goes on in a resturant like the lovley one that I work in, oh wait a minute one more dumbass tribute to the 15 year old kids that are so cocky and think that they run the world, and know the world inside and out...you know like the world revolves around them...hhhmmm, sounds like an emo to me, dont you think?? well they will learn someday, cause someone will do it to them.
anyways i am sure i will keep doing these tributes cause i am sure they someone laugh, and they sure as hell helped me feel a lot better...later
Monday, June 18, 2007
ahh..jokes made my day once again
1.One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!''
''No. You had your chance.''
A minute later the boy screamed ''Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?''
''No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you.''
''Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass or water?''
2.A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.
After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.
The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.
Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.
He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"
She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
3.Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his toy train as his father cooked dinner.
Little Johnny stopped the train and said, ''All you damn assholes who want to get off, get the hell off. All those who want to get on, get the hell on!''
''Little Johnny!'' exclaimed his father. ''I can't believe you are using that language! You should be ashamed of yourself! I want you to go to your room and don't come back until you have thought about what you've done!''
So Little Johnny goes to his room and comes back an hour or so later.
He resumes playing with his train, only this time when he stops it he says, ''All of you ladies and gentlemen who want to get off, you may now get off, and those who want to get on, you may now also get on. And as for those of you who have a problem with the hour delay, talk to the asshole in the kitchen!''
4.What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.
5.A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test.
The engineer went in first and was asked, ''''What is 2+2?'''' The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, ''''4.''''
Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, ''''4.0''''
Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician, ''''What do you want it to be?''''
6.How did the redneck die drinking milk?
The cow sat on him!
7.A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?"
His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capatilism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people so you are the people. Your baby brother will be the future, and the nanny is the working class. Now think about that."
So he went to bed. He was woken by his brother. The baby had pooped in his daiper. He went to tell his parents, but he only found his mom asleep in the bed. He didn't want to wake her, so he went to the nanny. The door was locked. He checked through a hole and saw the dad in bed with the nanny. He went back to bed. The next morning, he went to his dad and said, "Dad i know what you mean now."
"You do? Tell me."
"OK, while capatilism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, while the people are watching the future being pooped on!!!"
hope these ones made you feel the same way
''No. You had your chance.''
A minute later the boy screamed ''Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?''
''No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you.''
''Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass or water?''
2.A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.
After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.
The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.
Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.
He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"
She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
3.Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his toy train as his father cooked dinner.
Little Johnny stopped the train and said, ''All you damn assholes who want to get off, get the hell off. All those who want to get on, get the hell on!''
''Little Johnny!'' exclaimed his father. ''I can't believe you are using that language! You should be ashamed of yourself! I want you to go to your room and don't come back until you have thought about what you've done!''
So Little Johnny goes to his room and comes back an hour or so later.
He resumes playing with his train, only this time when he stops it he says, ''All of you ladies and gentlemen who want to get off, you may now get off, and those who want to get on, you may now also get on. And as for those of you who have a problem with the hour delay, talk to the asshole in the kitchen!''
4.What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.
5.A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test.
The engineer went in first and was asked, ''''What is 2+2?'''' The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, ''''4.''''
Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, ''''4.0''''
Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician, ''''What do you want it to be?''''
6.How did the redneck die drinking milk?
The cow sat on him!
7.A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?"
His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capatilism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people so you are the people. Your baby brother will be the future, and the nanny is the working class. Now think about that."
So he went to bed. He was woken by his brother. The baby had pooped in his daiper. He went to tell his parents, but he only found his mom asleep in the bed. He didn't want to wake her, so he went to the nanny. The door was locked. He checked through a hole and saw the dad in bed with the nanny. He went back to bed. The next morning, he went to his dad and said, "Dad i know what you mean now."
"You do? Tell me."
"OK, while capatilism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, while the people are watching the future being pooped on!!!"
hope these ones made you feel the same way
Monday, June 11, 2007
i am guilty of it
Hi my name is Kim and I am addicted to facebook :( I guess they say that the first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem. which is why i hardly blog anymore, it is a typical trend that had its 15 minutes of fame already. Unfortunatly. I am trying to make it a pact to myself that i will start to blog more often, but i cant guarantee anything....anything at all. But in the mean time, someday i will once again be insightful
luv Kim
here is a pic from when Kat and I went to mosiac last weekend, good times!!
Thursday, May 31, 2007
k so here is another cool quiz page that i found
try it you may like the results
| What is your secret stripper name? (pics) | |
  Escense Escence | |
| Take The Quiz Now! | Quizzes by myYearbook.com |
try it you may like the results
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Here it is
heres my find of the day, i found the link on my facebook...thats right babe...i have a problem, well at least it aint an actual drug
lata
check this out...the coolest definition ever....
Kimberly -- [noun]: A real life terminator 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com |
Saturday, May 26, 2007
yup just a dog dangglin afternoon
Weel today has been one of those days were you dont really accomplish much, i spent money, went for coffee, and rented movies. I dont know maybe I will cure aids tommorrow, I am too lazy today:) Hmmmm..i wonder what my excuse should be every other day that I do this.
So I have been playing around on the net and discovered more funny videos...here is one of the best weird al songs ever made, i know you have heard this one
watch and enjoy...dont worry i will be more insightful again someday;)
luv ya
also here is a cool quiz to take
heres another cool one
for all the gals out there
So I have been playing around on the net and discovered more funny videos...here is one of the best weird al songs ever made, i know you have heard this one
watch and enjoy...dont worry i will be more insightful again someday;)
luv ya
also here is a cool quiz to take
| Your Love Song Is |
 You and Me by Lifehouse "Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do Nothing to prove And it's you and me and all of the people And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you" For you, love is very intense and a little difficult to express. |
heres another cool one
| You are a Great Girlfriend |
 When it comes to your guy, you're very thoughtful But you also haven't stopped thinking of yourself You're the perfect blend of independent and caring You're a total catch - make sure your guy knows it too! |
for all the gals out there
Friday, May 25, 2007
I love zach braff!!!
k so i found the best skit from a little show called scrubs, it is the funniest episode ever:
alright..i now have my new blog page
I decided to try out another blog...so to all my "fans" out there, here i am now. I dont blog as much as i used to but hey i try to keep up. Sometimes about more important things, and sometimes about obsolute shit. Either way this means i can vent out on complete strangers and people a know and care about...muhahaha
So i have had a long day, and i am looking forward to this whole chillaxin thing i hear so much about, but never seem to let myself do. Getting up at 430 sometimes just doesnt cut it for, although i do like my job, considering were its at.
K so this is one of those pointless blogs i was just mentioning basically, an intro to myself to this new enviroment :)
So i have had a long day, and i am looking forward to this whole chillaxin thing i hear so much about, but never seem to let myself do. Getting up at 430 sometimes just doesnt cut it for, although i do like my job, considering were its at.
K so this is one of those pointless blogs i was just mentioning basically, an intro to myself to this new enviroment :)
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